January 2011
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“Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in...”
– Joseph Conrad
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“I only had good intentions for my bad decisions.”
– Unknown
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An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to...
Professor: You are a Christian, aren’t you, son?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Professor: Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Professor: My brother died of cancer, even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn’t. How is God good, then? Hmm?
(Student was silent)
Professor: You can’t answer, can you? Let’s start again, young fella. Is God good?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Is Satan good?
Student: No.
Professor: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From.. God.
Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student: Yes.
Professor: So who created evil?
(Student didn’t answer)
Professor: Is there sickness? Immortality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, who created them?
(Student had no answer)
Professor: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son.. have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your God.
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God, for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.
Professor: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, Science says your God doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor: Yes, Faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor: Yes.
Student: No, sir, there isn’t.
(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events)
Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of Heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There was a pon-drop silence in the Lecture Theatre)
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
Student: You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light… But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and it’s called Darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, You would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student: Sir, my point is, your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Professor: If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes of course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going)
Student: Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
(The class was in uproar)
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
(The class broke out into laughter)
Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? .. No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable and Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures?
(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable)
Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student: That is it, sir.. exactly! The link between man and God is Faith. That is all that keeps things alive and moving!
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That student was Albert Einstein.
Brilliant.
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“I guess that’s what saying goodbye is always like—like jumping off an edge. The...”
– Before I Fall by Lauren Oliver
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“Maybe you can afford to wait. Maybe for you there’s a tomorrow. Maybe for you...”
– Before I Fall by Lauren Oliver
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“I get my ideas out of my dreams… if you’re lucky enough to use something you see...”
– Alexander McQueen
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“You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer...”
– Dr. Seuss (Oh, the Places You’ll Go!)
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“Sometimes life is a constant battle against the nostalgia of a time that can...”
– Jason Myers
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“There has to be evil so that good can prove its purity above it.”
– Buddha
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“I don’t want to be your friend
I just want to be your lover
No matter how it...”
– House of Cards, Radiohead
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“And every single thing you ever did that bothered me, is every single thing I...”
– I Wrote This For You: The Monsters I Miss
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“When I was a child, my mother said to me, “if you become a soldier, you will...”
– Pablo Picasso
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“Immense brainpower does not protect you from emotional mistakes.”
– J.K.Rowling
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“Hollywood is a place where they’ll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and...”
– Marilyn Monroe
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“I love you, too.” I really did, too, you old crab. Always yelling your head off,...”
– Walter Neff, Double Indemnity
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“I am sure that if the mothers of various nations could meet, there would be no...”
– E. M. Forster
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“You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day...”
– Ellen Degeneres
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“I do respect people’s faith, but I don’t respect their manipulation of that...”
– Javier Bardem
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“The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there...”
– Margaret Atwood
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“I want to make you feel free.”
– Joni Mitchell
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“if you knew I was dying, would it change you?”
– I can barely breathe, Manchester Orchestra
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“There are painters who transform the sun to a yellow spot, but there are others...”
– Pablo Picasso
